A New Service Will Anonymously Send Animal Poop to Your Enemies

Have you ever just wanted to take a dump in a can and send it to your neighbor or a co worker? Good News everyone! There's a new website that will anonymously deliver poop for you, anywhere in the world.

It's animal poop, and no one will know where it came from. You don't put in any personal information, and you pay with Bitcoin, which is that untraceable Internet currency. So there's no way for the annoying guy in the next cubicle you sent it to to find out it was you who sent him the clump of dump.

You can buy a can of s*** for about $16, which includes international shipping. You can choose to have your box wrapped like a present (for the extra surprise factor) and you can also attach a message, although that might give clues that you sent it.

For now, the only poop they deliver has been manufactured by a horse, but they say more kinds are coming soon.

(The company is called S*** Express for those interested)